Tuesday, October 25, 2011

American Horror Story: A Mystery to All

FX's newest TV series sure is a doozy. American Horror Story debuted on Wednesday, October 05, 2011 to much anticipation and curiosity. Created and written by the creative forces behind FX's Nip/Tuck and FOX's Glee, the project was a mystery to many. Nip/Tuck and Glee are two very different shows from each other so that created the question: Where is this going to go?

As it seemed, it was going to go... differently:




However, it is safe to say that no-one quite expected the result that showed up on our screens.

In the pilot, we see the Harmons, an ailing family dealing with a cheating father, a mother who miscarried, and a depressed daughter, move to California looking for a fresh start. Naturally, they end up moving into a haunted house. Things just get better from there. Some of the plotlines include a demonic entity that resides in the basement (which used to host jars full of human parts); a dead maid who appears over seventy to everyone but the father, Ben, who sees her as a young, sexy woman; a demented neighbor (played campily by Jessica Lange); a mysterious man dressed in a gimp suit who may or may not have been Ben; as well as a man whose left half of the face has been burned off. Of course, the Harmons are not aware of most of these things.

The series' heroine, Vivien, is played excellently by the sublime Connie Britton of Friday Night Lights fame and serves to ground the perplexing show. Taking a very naturalistic, matter of fact attitude towards the whole thing, she is the center the audience needs. Everything relates back to her. Her issues with conceiving and dealing with her husband's infidelity give her a strong character arc, and you quickly sympathize with her plights.



On the other hand, Ben Harmon is portrayed by Dylan McDermott, who does not have the best reputation when it comes to acting. However, he seems to fit perfectly into the show as the hunky psychologist who can't help but screw up. The show plays up his physical attributes non-stop, featuring McDermott naked for what seems more than half the episode, and it is quite shameless about it.




As mentioned earlier, the show features an assortment of what you would call "cooky," "mysterious" and "scary" characters. Some of them are dead, others are demented and others... who the hell even knows? It's difficult to make up one's mind as to whether this show is really about anything. The script was disjointed and there was not a lot of connection between scenes and events. It almost felt like something you saw in your sleep; it had the ethereal feeling of a dream. Whether that was purposeful or not remains to be seen.

Regardless of this, however, the show remained entertaining throughout and kept one's attention. It was fast paced, well-shot and photographed, and kept moving relentlessly. There was not a moment when the action stopped. When it was all over, I was interested in watching again and finding out where this would go.



It was like a great bucket of popcorn; you enjoy it while it's there (ever so slightly guilty for eating all that) but you are left empty when it's over. And, yet, you never fail to go back again.

What was THAT?

WOAH.

                                Seriously?

                                                                                                                            
                                                                     What the hell was that?









Oh, it was horrifying alright.







Nobody knows exactly what happened.



Something about a dead maid...
















                                                                 A morbid collection...





                                  Sex with a man in a gimp suit who may or may not be your husband















A spooky house













                                                                And lots of nude shots







                                                               It's difficult to decipher it

Shows like this don't come around often.                             You don't know what to make of it.

                                                         But you do want to keep watching.


                                                            

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

The Top 5 FRIENDS Moments

It's hard not to start singing along as soon as you hear those familiar words: "I'll be there for you!" As far as sitcoms go, the long-running NBC show FRIENDS is royalty. Running from 1994-2004, FRIENDS saw record numbers in viewership and made stars out of its six leading actors, as well as inspire the ever infamous "Rachel" haircut.


So, withiout any further ado, here are just five of the show's most hilarious, jaw-dropping moments from its 10-season, phenomenal run:

5. The Turkey
How do you end up with your head in a turkey? Who knows? Who cares? The site of Monica's Turkey head, complete with hat and huge sunglasses, dancing will remain immortal:



 4. Ross' Leather Pants
As a character, Ross always managed to get himself into the weirdest of situations and, usually, it was his fault. In an episode from Season 5, Ross decides to put on a pair of tight-fitting leather pants in order to torment his sarcastic friend, Chandler, who would have a very hard time keeping quiet about the unusual choice of apparel. When Ross goes on a date still wearing the pants, the siuation turns sticky very fast.


3. Rachel's Dessert
It seems one should not attempt to make dessert if they have never cooked before. And, if you absolutely have to, you have to make sure it's not British and that you don't combine two different recipes in one.


2. Ross and Rachel Get Married
It was a cliffhanger made of legend. After five turbulent years of back and forths, perennial will-they-or-won't-they? couple Ross and Rachel get drunk while on vacation in Las Vegas. It was completely unexpected and shocking when Chandler and Monica, on their way to the chapel to get married, witness Ross and Rachel drunkenly celebrating having just gotten married.



1. Rachel Drops A Bomb
It was classicaly sneaky: Phoebe and Rachel find a positive pregnancy test in Monica's bathroom right before she is to marry Chandler. The secret doesn't remain a secret for long and Chandler tells Monica he knows. Shockingly, Monica tells him she's not pregnant. Chandler wonders who is and the camera focuses on Rachel.